I could totally be a spy.

We’re at war. I’m on the castle roof with other people huddled down to keep from being seen by the enemy at the gate. Two rockets (they were like bottle rockets, though) fly overhead and we’re showered in sparks. I hold a (very flammable) newspaper over my head to keep the sparks off me. I crawl to the wall and peer over to see a guy throwing rocks at the door. And then I realize they’re grenades.

Chaos. The enemy is in and ushering children into the castle. I’m carrying a little girl up the stairs who has broken her leg. I look down at her and tell her to try to sleep. She nods at me.

The enemy captures me and tells that now I’m going to be a spy and provide them with inside information. I’m pushed into the elevator and taken down to the castle cafeteria. I see Gina and give her my rings and tell her that they’re making me be a spy. I’m led away and I think to myself, “I’ll have to give them some real information so they trust me and then I’ll feed them false information.”

I wake up. I totally have this spy thing down.