Thursday, August 19, 2010

New and Improved Instant Messaging

My psycho, serial killer, horror movie villain father has been dead for a while. Once a year, from dawn to dusk, he is able to contact me from beyond by scratching messages in my skin. I have to do his bidding, or there will be dire, deadly consequences.

Today is that day.  I have received a message and I head out with my sister to fulfill his wishes.  I arrive at a businessman's grand house.  It seems his apple trees did not bloom, and I have been instructed to switch out the apples to better his business.  I do this and scratch a message back to Dad: "what next?"  He replies: "YOU DON'T QUESTION ME."

My sister, a friend and I head into a biker bar to wait for more instructions.  While in there, we reminisce over photos of us leaping naked off the bar roof last summer.

The End.

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